I finished Love Wins a few weeks ago, and I thought that it was high time I took my thoughts to the interwebs to give the American people a piece of my mind.
After reading four of his books (Drops Like Stars, Velvet Elvis, Sex God and aforementioned Love Wins) , I've realized that my subjective view of him fits in perfectly with an objective truth:
Rob Bell is a raging hypocrite.
No more, no less.
There's at least one or two 'almost' paragraphs in each book that talk about 'restoring creation' and being 'stewards to creation.'
Yet
he insists
on writing, not like a normal human being
(I can only imagine the way his keyboard at home must look).
I expect every key is normal sized, save for the enter key.
Because he seems to press it
every
other
word.
Except he seems like the type to use a Mac, so it's the Return key that takes a beating. Either way, it doesn't mesh with his whole Pro Nature rambles; if he loved Earth that much, he wouldn't waste paper by spacing his words out so much.
End of story.
End of conversation.
Lets not even argue this because my opinion is the only one that is correct.
So
Are you
Really going to allow him to
Continue with this
Absolutely vile
(Satanic possibly)
Message?
Let's drag him into the streets and beat him mercilessly to save trees.
(Also, in order to fully appreciate this post, (especially if you don't know me) you might need to alter your perspective a bit.)
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